They just don't get it

Gomen is offering 'peace', 'stability' and 'prosperity' if you vote them in. If not, they're going to get medieval and do a may 13 on you. Hello, don't the local gangsters offer the same when they come and collect their monthly 'subscriptions'.

The old man should just shut up. We're in deep doo-doo because of all the things he put in his place during his way too long reign. Maybe the whole country should just collectively decide that he's the national scape goat, then he can retire to Lake Geneva or something and leave us alone. Or just sit in his bakery and be the grumpy old man that he is.

PKR wants to lower petrol prices if they are put into power. Morons. The global oil price has been going up, or haven't you noticed. Just because morons run the country doesn't mean I want them replaced by other morons.

Oh yeah, if the former DPM by a very long shot becomes PM, I'm packing up and leaving. Again, the crap we're suffering from was put into place when he was Education Minister, Finance Minister and DPM. Even wondered why our education system is so incompetent, broken, inept, exclusionist, revisonist and racist? Duh...

Look, BN, you can continue to run the country, but we're kinda fedup of you taking us for granted. We're Malaysian, dammit! Don't tell us or make us feel otherwise. We're sick of your screwups. So, we're going to make sure that you don't have free run of the place.
That's all.
Don't take it personally and get all pissy on us. We're doing this for everyone's one good. Really.

And the opposition. Guys, we're not exactly hot on you either, but we need someone to keep watch on the watch dog. Ok? Don't get any illusions of grandeur and expect to be top dog. You're guarding the guard dog. Get used to it. At least until the time there's a generation of competent people in your ranks. I.e. see the moron comment above.

What's going to happen? I think Penang people have it right. We'll send our favorite opposition candidate to parliament to stir things up and to prevent the 'constitiution amendment of the day' and this time they'll be enough of you so you don't get simply shouted down. Locally, it'll be the poor BN sap who will have to take care of our roads, schools, take out our trash, etc.
That works for me.

Oh yeah, Sabahans. What you have in this amazing land is incredible and there are people who are determined to steal it from you. This is the most and maybe only muhibbah place left in Malaysia. I know your leaders in the past have been short sighted, greedy, stupid, drunk, incompetent, corrupt, gambling, womanising paedophiles, but don't give up.

In 1995, you were promised new Sabah. You now have the most people living below the poverty line, while you're being systematically replaced by outsiders who will gladly vote govt in exchange for a Mycard. If you can't see it, may you consider that you've gotten a raw deal since then.
You now have been promised the Sabah Development Corridor. Which promises 900,000 new jobs. Guess who's filling those positions if it ever comes about. Not your sons and daughters.

Don't let them steal your birthright.

Yes, your birthright.